aww I know you can't read this but
Viola! in view a humble vaudivillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villin by the vesistitudes of fate. This visage, no mere vinere of vanity, is a vestage of the vox populi now vacant, vanished! However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and vitaline vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and veracious violation of virtue! The only verdict is vengence, a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. *chuckle* VVerily this vishisuoi of verbiage veers most verbose, and so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.